I want my anon from earlier to come back.
I’m not a fucking monk but come on, I hardly fit the bill of a sweaty palmed serial masturbating pervert who dangles his cock around on the bus.
I save that kind of work for when I’m older.
Go on anon, be mean to my ask box if it makes you feel a bit better. Let it all out and please tell me how much you despise the fact I continue to live under such cosmic pressure created by your unbridled hate of me.
Cameron says the U-turns on policy are a sign of grit, resolve, and strength.
He also says standing by Jeremy Hunt is also a sign of this gritty, resolvey, strengthy mush.
And when he U-turns on Jeremy Hunt in a month or so when it’s established for the tenth time he’s a big lying Murdoch fanboy who broke parliamentary code, that’ll also be a sign of this fine paste of buzz words, bullshit, and bald spots.
Oh DC, you big shitty lizard.
Anonymous asked: It'd probably be the fact that you're a pervert that makes people think you're a pervert. Oh, and I spell "pervert" with a you.
You’re cute.
I have to Google all kinds of things for my job, and without that context people might think that Googling ladies nightshirts and ordinance survey maps in the same day makes me out to be some kind of pervert.
But I’m doing a good job of not vomiting on everything so far.
I deserve a pat on the back. Well, not really, I might actually chuck up if someone physically touches me right now.
20 YEAR OLD MAN CONTAINS HIS SICK, BE PROUD OF HIM.
Poor little sultana loaf cake, all alone and uneaten.
Bonus: photogenic cat and confused cat.
ladyfangbanger replied to your post: you definitely don’t want to be sucking off a duck pancake
if you’re not inhaling food of any type one at a time you’re doing it wrong
Attagirl.
ladyfangbanger asked: you definitely don't want to be sucking off a duck pancake
If you’re not inhaling them one at a time you’re eating them wrong.
If you describe yourself as ‘X years young’ I will hate you forever.
FOREVER.
Anonymous asked: You should take that as a compliment.
Anon if you want inane conversation it’s probably best you unanon so my followers don’t get bored to death over discussions about the ball curdling horror that is blood pudding.
Anonymous asked: You've obviously never tried it.
I DO NOT WANT TO EAT PUDDING MADE OF BLOOD DO I LOOK LIKE THE PERSON WHO DOES THOSE THINGS.
Anonymous asked: Which is better, then: blood OR pudding?
Pudding, obviously.
Anonymous asked: It's delicious, though!
But blood and pudding should never mix.
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“Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.”
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In motion into signature back-bend (not all the way back as I can actually go at this point though).
Hmm! I hate other people taking my picture. See how awkward I am haha
More of my vocal stylings coming ayyy-sap!
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Hair Up, Hopes Up.
(You lot are quite funny aren’t you!)
Ali’s Big, Blonde, Busty Wife.
The luckiest wife in the world.
